wait so if he’s happy about being hit by a woman before
that means it was a good experience
which means it was probably a pleasurable experience
oh my god
Come on, we all know that Tom Hiddleston is secretly a kinky bastard.
all the quiet/sweet ones are
SCORE ONE FOR THE TEAM
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
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my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
One day, I will be able to live for myself.
And upon that day, I will just end up staying in bed all day because I’ve officially given up on everything I love to make sure those around me stay sane, safe, and alive.
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The room is chasing me again
Floor boards crack and their feet walk away
Poppin’ toes, poppin’ knuckles, poppin’ pills
pill poppin’ my way to the violet limelight
Its glow radiates in my eyes —
blinding fuck on a Friday night
hope she doesn’t notice
cold, nurse’s hands and a broken cock
The lingering touch in a spongebath
water’s wrapping its fingers ‘round my neck,
ruining dinner in the pale watt light
Poison on my plat and I can’t eat
That fork looks lovely in your kidney.
Didn’t you know bad boys get tighter hugs?
vomit on my chin got me dancin’
Lightning in my toes,
and they walked off with the floor boards
Shifty rollings in the sheets —
gonna be a bumpy night in bedrock
Lights out and I see everything
Sunflowers under the door, screaming in red
My mouths a cotten wasteland - -
of slithering teeth talkin’ drool
The room’s at my nose,
and I’m startin’ to think I never even needed feet
battsrambles replied to your post “battsrambles replied to your photo What a gorgeous woman you are. <3 …”
Is that your way of telling me to shut up, and not say things like that?
No. Lol. It’s just me being an asshole.
battsrambles replied to your photo
What a gorgeous woman you are. <3
If you take that photo and split my face in two images, you have the moderately annoyed side and the evil villain side.
I’ve had suicidal tendencies since I was 14, and it’s days like these that remind me just exactly why I have them.
Still gotta keep moving, though. Promised my parents I wouldn’t kill myself until both of them had died. Still funny how I told my parents that I wanted to kill myself (multiple times), and they just laid out the guilt trips on me for feeling like that.
Also funny how my legs were cut to shit when we went to Hawaii, and I was in shorts and swimsuits the entire time, and they never even noticed.
I’m just done.
I’m sick of being responsible for everyone else’s happiness but my own. And I can’t tell anyone that because they either won’t believe me or go to the extreme of just removing themselves from my life.
I’m almost twenty-fucking-three. I shouldn’t be dealing with this shit. I should have the choice to fuck up my own life, not have other people do it for me.