I just want to make it through this world with some of my sanity relatively in tact.
.Self-Made-Horror.
My name is either May or Maggot, whichever you prefer.
Just a word of warning, my blog is about as consistent as my personality. I have a wide array of love for many different things, and will have something different with each post.

sadism-is-the-new-trend:

My Willaconda don’t want nun.

There is nothing more in life that I regret right now than hanging with Will before I stumbled across this image. 

The Cosmic Collider

Link

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athickgirlscloset:

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog this man.

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ofools:

drowndowntown:

thankyoucorndog:

i’m so upset about this poster

Professor X looks like he’s fucking farting into SPACE

Professor X looks as though he’s farted into space multiple times and each time it was a disappointing venture, this is the face of a jaded man

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leifal-secretly:

nerdytf2girlderek:

The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.

That statement couldnt be more true

I didn’t see this movie when it came out. So literally, for 5 years, I thought that these gifs were just outtakes. I’d heard Spider-Man 3 was bad, but I never thought it could be this…

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druuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk

ikilledmydadonce:

smart-and-trashy:

Photos from The Circus by Anka Zhuravleva on Flickr

My favourite photo set ever

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

geevvhiz:

xproskeith:

What do you mean that’s not exactly what happened?

Is this frozen

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